Today the Guardian gives us a 'shocking revelation' about Tories, stopping the least well off of the world getting up from their knees.
Go on, try and look shocked. Try to look like you mean it...
Campaigners demand David Cameron identifies member who killed bill protecting developing world from vulture fund bankers
"Pressure is growing on David Cameron to identify the mystery Tory MP who deliberately scuppered a landmark anti-poverty bill that could have stopped "vulture" bankers profiteering from the developing world's debt burdens."
They are aren't they.