England, Wales and Northern Ireland are about to become "friendly pals" to Scotland.
According to Alex Salmond.
He is a total hero! He knows life!
I don't want to swear here so I'll just say "YES ALEX, OF COURSE YOU DO"
You know how to get a vote by Nazi means.
But I'll swear in private that this bloke is trying to get a vote by being a separatist, against the things that have held our whole country together through Total War, Nazi attack. Who is the Nazi here?
It'll be me for saying that :)